Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
fetch boy..
Bellmore, United States
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Lisa87
United States
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
thedogkisser
United States
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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Comments (121)
grizz11 0
Thank him for giving me the idea
KatieKarnival 0
What were you doing snooping anyway? c:
chels1994 11
You didn't have a leftover taste in your mouth when you woke up?
iloveacdc 0
That is actully so cool i wanna see that now
Twisted_Angel 17
Well, on the plus side you didn't find naked pictures of other women... or men for that matter. What I want to know, is how did you not feel the dog licking something out of your mouth?
SammiJS121 0
EW , gross .
purpletigers1527 3
It sounds like someone has a bit of a fetish.
thefaced 0
Sexy... Wait.... Did I just... Shit.
Mr_Squinchy 0
You mean that's not normal? Shit, my gf's going to kill me
PAKZILLA 0
Thats kinda hilarious.. Well, not for you but for other people.