Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
fetch boy..
Bellmore, United States
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Lisa87
United States
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
thedogkisser
United States
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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StromyG2 10
Think revenge, maybe hair dye in his shampoo.
17h17 0
Be grateful it wasn't of his ex
loveyouall81 2
Hahaha that's funny!!
julia_lynn 21
Ewwww, that is so incredibly gross. You and your boyfriend need to have a conversation about trust and crossing lines, OP.
joecartoon2 2
Do any of you people read? She wrote "Ex boyfriend" not "boyfriend".
fairies633 8
ydi for looking through his phone
YOUareALLretards 1
Hahaha that's hilarious
lovefml987 1
There is the saying " if your where to switch phones and computers for a day would you still be with them"
hateevryone 15
seriously, what the hell? i think it's time reevaluate your boyfriend.
Ruli325 1
Sad
mandaboo 8
Payback is a bitch. I hope you're creative ;)