Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
fetch boy..
Bellmore, United States
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Lisa87
United States
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
thedogkisser
United States
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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Comments (121)
rberry88 4
This is so full of WIN!!
yrkamurka 4
I wonder what else he does while you sleep...!
Cinn_fml 23
Confront him, see what he says, and you might need to get him help and explain to him that he more than crossed a line there. It's up to you, OP, to decide whether or not there's still enough trust to make the relationship work, or to be repaired.
taazer 12
Ydi for looking in your boyfriends phone and you must be a very hard to wake up...
perdix 31
Why are you snooping on his phone? Perhaps you were wondering why you were waking up with a funny taste in your mouth?
turdtickler6 3
Dogs do have pretty clean mouths at least its not a butt licking cat
mack_the_knife 3
Sure, since the dog only sniffs a few dozens on every walk and licks it's own balls all the time. Much better than a cat.
DocBastard 40
You mean the same dogs that eat garbage and sniff each others' asses? Yes, that's quite sanitary.
melons 44
Dogs quite happily eat shit, so stop talking nonsense.
Jimboom 12
Ha ha ha. Thats awesome.. your b/f is awesome. You know of course though... that this means war. Time to break out the peanut butter while your boyfriend is asleep and take some of your own pictures. ;-)
perdix 31
That could backfire. First, he'd probably wake up before the dog is finished with the peanut butter, and second, he might wonder why he keeps you around when the dog has so much more to offer ;)
CryMoreFMLs 15
At this point perdix, I think that is what the girlfriend is looking for. (The backfiring part, that is)
Jimboom 12
Good points Perdix. But either way the OP will have some ammunition in the form of what will constitute as evidence of **********, which although only a misdemeanour in Cali would still earn the OP's boyfriend up to 6 months in jail. Either that or she can just post the pics on his facebook or send it to his parents along with the Xmas cards. ;-)
raphanne_fml 33
Note to self: never piss off Jimboom aka Alphonse, hide all the cameras or photographic devices in their presence, and always have cookies/brownies just in case.
Jimboom 12
Ha ha ha. You know the score raphanne. ;-)
Calia061908 4
Lol I was goin to say the same thing
Gewoon_Miriam 0
that is nasty.. your boyfriend is a jerk!
iliketurdles 7
Deep sleeper?
somewizdom 15
Your boyfriend must have a Fap Book on all sorts of weird objects stuffed in your mouth. Also if you've been falling asleep in the oddest times, now you know why.