Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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Comments (121)
hate_to_love_him 1
o.o How did you not wake up... or taste it?
irishchick2 0
Well hey he's the one who has to kiss that mouth..
irishchick2 0
Well hey he's the one who has to kiss that mouth..
spazomatic 0
that's epic..... should try with my ex wife.....c:
Suzumebachi 5
YDI for being sneaky and invasive.... but still FYL :D
christyk26 0
Better than finding pics of him cheating on u
wriptidez 0
new boyfriend anyone
nikkolaus 15
why the hell were you on your damn boyfriends phone ...
mlexi21 5
Why were you going through his pictures?
verlorenerFall 8
On the one hand, that sucks. But at the same time, you would have been completely ignorant of this if you hadn't been snooping.