Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
fetch boy..
Bellmore, United States
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Lisa87
United States
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
thedogkisser
United States
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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Comments (121)
friedmonkey 0
Hilarious lol sounds like something id do
Vaginabutter 15
At least it wasnt peanut butter on your other lips!
jack_tells_truth 0
You're dating him, you deserve it. Find a nice guy next time, they won't pull pranks like that on you
4rmMiami 4
Time to buy a lock and a chain!!!
sw1c 7
How could you not wake up to that?
varkey 7
You didn't wake up? FYL though
imaweiner00 5
you are making a big deal out of it, is not like the dog's mouth haven't been in its crotch. oh wait
capnbzarr 43
On the bright side, he wasn't doing any number of more humiliating, more disrespectful things he could have been doing if you're that heavy of a sleeper (or if he did, he spared you photographic evidence of it). Now DTMFA.
blyarnold 4
And he kisses you?
purebliss7 6
he would quickly become my ex for that.