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Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
blahppl14
United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
jentea
Canada
What ARE you doing?
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Fucked
United States
Today, my dog found my marijuana pipe and the bag it was in and brought it to my parents. FML
Taylor505
Ocala, United States
Love is love
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Congratulations, you played yourself
Today, I mistakenly texted my father in-law a photo of all my weed and all the joints I'd rolled. He’s also my boss. FML
weirdo
United States
Not like that
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
youdontknowwho
Forward thinker
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
What else would you use to treat the dog's arthritis? Tell his family that the vet ordered the bong to care for your dog, and stick with that story!
alycion 39
If it were a bottle of wine, would that upset them? If not, they really need to educate themselves. Oooh you are such a horrible person for using something that’s harmless if used responsibly. My family is just use to it. I’m medical. I refuse to be shamed.
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RichardPencil 32
What else would you use to treat the dog's arthritis? Tell his family that the vet ordered the bong to care for your dog, and stick with that story!
alycion 39
If it were a bottle of wine, would that upset them? If not, they really need to educate themselves. Oooh you are such a horrible person for using something that’s harmless if used responsibly. My family is just use to it. I’m medical. I refuse to be shamed.
kfchicken 31
neither weed nor alcohol are harmless. there's just worse things out there
TrashlifeKaylala 12
It’s for tobacco duh
Grizz8831 14
I mean fyl and ydi. fyl if they are annoying about it... but ydi for not keeping things put away. like damn, the dog or someone could knock it over. spill bong water and make a mess. or worse, break it and get glass all over.