Anonymous
United States
Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
fetch boy..
Bellmore, United States
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Lisa87
United States
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
thedogkisser
United States
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
a816090
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
btg
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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ifknh8usernames 7
I once found pictures of multiple naked girls on my now ex bo
ifknh8usernames 7
*boyfriend's phone. including one of his ex who he apparently still talked to. please be grateful your dude is not a scumbag .. it could be worse.
cherry26272627 6
Just because it could be worse doesn't mean she needs to put up with it.....
joecartoon2 2
Men need something to ********** to when their "piece of ass" isnt around,its not like we want to look at the damn wall i mean come on. Im sure youve looked at some **** in the days of your relationships that u were horny and didnt have your boyfriend there at command
joecartoon2 2
Oh shit im sorry i didnt know,i probably shouldve read the second comment before i commented. That changes the whole story
sexaaydino 14
Ew that's gross man haha FYL
whited666 0
Awww:) that's true love right there! Between you and the dog I mean
Stoneyyay 5
ydi for not waking up
DallasMavs 3
Ydi, you should have definitely woken up.
CryMoreFMLs 15
It seems you are giving me the bird while you sleep stand in your picture. Why don't you wake up?
ryukk_fml 3
Take pictures of the dog licking peanut butter off his junk while he's sleeping and text them to him on "accident".
StopDropNRoll 11
What if he likes that? I hear some ppl like that
Randy84 10
Could be worse, he could have been giving the dog the treats out of your ass or ******.
Wayne913 13
That crosses the line from stupid prank to just plain sick. Plus, unless she goes to sleep naked, pulling her pants down would wake her.
joecartoon2 2
No ******* way,if anything most woman sleep in their underwear or pajama bottoms and a huge t shirt. You have to remember dogs have no hands so when they eat its gonna be a bit violent especially out of a small hole like the mouth.
Armygirl234 7
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
GypsyRover 0
That's only what you have found out about! Who knows where els he has gotten the dog to lick you!!! Some people are just messed up in the head,and need mental help! If he don't find help at charter,please,get him help somewhere.
Savra_fml 17
It could have been worse, you could have found them on facebook.