Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bae Caught Me Slippin
Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Clever boy
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Some people just want to be caught
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
Family portrait
Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
I'm fine, this is fine
Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML
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saIty 17
Some weird kinky fetish of his?
porcelainkisses 5
Scooby snacks (:
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Comments (121)
Wandering_Ninja 8
You deserve it for looking through his phone, he doesn't look through your purse.
Cinn_fml 23
How do you know? I mean, he does let the dog eat treats out of her mouth when she's sleeping...
sematariux 7
LMFAO doesn't even begin to cover this
zxcInfinite 0
How do you confirm a post?
evebright 5
Put honey on his nuts and get some flies...
kitten84 1
Lmao
jroxursox1 10
I can totally see my boyfriend doing this to me.
Fulldemonstorm 10
get a new boyfriend
joecartoon2 2
How in the world,can u tell me. Even in the universe can u tell me that you dont wake up? Your either drunk or a really deep sleeper
SAINTSFANUSA 3
I agree with #23 ... those pics are most definitely All over Facebook. You should have trusted him enough not to look thru his cell. You got what you deserved snooping.
insertnameherr 11
aren't boyfriends great? :)