Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Buy new underwear, JC.
JackWood 21
I think the message was get new skivies
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
Underwear is not like wine that gets better with age. On the plus side, there may be a threesome in your future.
JackWood 21
I think the message was get new skivies
Hangryko 32
Buy new underwear, JC.
cuz803 46
Now idc if you had them since pre k. Even though it's weird to have that for so long, you didn't deserve to get wedgied so the YDI's are of cruel nature. Make sure you retaliate and wedgie her back and buy a new and better pair.
Nix188 13
don't forget to tell him to take a pic lmao
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Not saying you deserved a wedgie, but why would you keep underwear that long? I guess if it's still in good enough condition and is clean, whatever, but still.
sarsuela 29
You seem to be more bothered about old pair of underwear breaking – if they have such a sentimental value don't wear them! – than getting a wedgie
idragosani 17
Since Middle School? I think it was time....
Grizz8831 14
to be clear FYL for the wedgie, it's childish and shitty. but having the same underwear since middle school is NOT something to brag or be proud about... I have 10 year old shoes I wear daily, shirts I have had for years and wear for nice dinners etc... but boxers get thrown out as they wear out. same with socks, and non work specific undershirts (factory worker). even jeans can last if treated right.