Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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danii_s2 0
and u found this out how?
SweetestSin 4
ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)
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Comments (107)
electrickery 0
this is disgusting. how did you find out? and what's wrong with your son?!!
ufcgsp92 0
dammm that sucks that your sons 15 year old g.f. fits your bra lol not trying to mean #28 is funny as shit btw haha
kacerulezd00d 0
thats SICK! Many quetions ran through my head: 1. Why would the girl wear panties and bras that are wore by an expierenced Lady? 2. How the **** did you find out? 3. What kid would fornicate on their parent's bed?? Gross.
mtc4ever 0
EWWWW. stealing undies is so nasty! my younger sister steals mine all the time and it's not like a shirt you can just take back
BryonyBabs 0
One- how did you find this out? Two- What boy wants to see their girlfriend in their mum's underwear? Three- What girl would put on their boyfriends mum's underwear? Your whole family is ****** up =|
Tremdogg 0
What if his moms hot?
why_me_why_today 3
you might want to consider therapy for your son and his gf. 1why would he want to have sex in your bed eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwiiiieeeeeeeeee 2 what girl would put on your bra and panties 3why would your son want to see her in them
forreal1 0
just tell her good luck with the crabs ahah
Laughin_Yhan 0
That's disgusting. You should beat that little *****. Or buy more expensive panties you know she'll like and rub Tiger Balm and some liquid Pepermint in the crotch. I'm sure she'll have a blast when she puts them on. And I bet she'd never wear your stuff much less **** in your room again.
brissychick90 0
#35 lol WTF is ur wife that gross or are you just retarded? oh no the scary panties!!! lol tht made me laugh