Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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danii_s2 0
and u found this out how?
SweetestSin 4
ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)
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FMLmuchly 0
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you must be a bad mother to let ur freakkin 15 year old have sex come on! I bet u were knocked up when u were 16. especially if u leave ur son alone with his girlfriend. I thought u would be more aware of teenage boys an their urges
Emrysa 1
When you have a child, I hope you follow them around 24 hours a day, hire a babysitter to watch them when you can't, until the day they turn eighteen, and install surveillance cameras. And please, don't even try to get a job, you'll be far too busy watching your child's every move. Oh wait. That would be insane. What you should be lamenting is OP's failure to teach her son to be responsible. I guess you fail to understand that it's moronic to assume that a working parent can possibly watch her child every hour of the day. Maybe one of your children will become teen pregnant because you'll be so engaged in watching their every move that they'll fly off the leash the first chance they get and get knocked up. :D
stringking21 0
yea my mom does that ******* gay
happyhak 5
No offence, but your boyfriends girlfriend is a SICK girl! I hope you called her parents and the police. I also hope you banned her from your house! And also clean your sheets!
adrianlives702 0
i hope you dont wear granny panties. ew.
annemarte 4
You have **** like a 15 yr old??
mitch707 0
Dont be a ******* idiot just cos a 15 year old boy gets more sex than u! Its only illegal if theres a 2 year age difference between them. Plus if they're having safe sex who really cares?
arcadiaware 0
Who said it was safe sex.
MindFucker404 0
wow, fail recomment to this post
snafu57 1
it really bothers me when people gripe about the kids' rights. I'm the parent, I'm responsible for my kids safety, and for what goes on in my house. they play by my rules. they can do what they want when they are grown up and gone.
pinkcrayola 0
It bothers me when people think kids should be slaves with no rights. Obviously the son and the gf are in the wrong in this post, but in general yes kids should have rights. They don't have any CHOICE but to live in their parents house. They are kids and don't have the same income an adult would. It's not like they're freeloading adults who could make their own money if they chose.
paigexox0 37
I agree with 85, i get that its the parents house and kids should respect their wishes but...we don't CHOOSE to live there. And in many cases we'd rather not.
danii_s2 0
#14 no1 said they weren't being 'responsible' about it. for all u know, theyv bn dating for ages and using contraception.
perdix 31
The girlfriend is taking the rap for this since she's not related to you. She's just covering for your 15-year-old son who is stealing your underwear to have sex in your bed. Deal with that, and try to not to sleep too deeply in that sexy, sexy underwear while little Oedipus is in the house.
scrtNinja 0
i'm sure that he doesn't know that she is wearing his mothers panties and bra's because he doesn't see them, if he does then, well.... that woudn't be ok. but i guess i am curious how you found out as well becuase that is so something that would happen to me. plus you people who think that it's disgusting for a 15 year old to have sex, well reality check, there is twelve and thirteen year olds having sex all the time. Society presents sex to us all the time so its more accepted and seems less scary to many kids, but those of us that haven't yet, well lets just say that this is an accomplishment to keep our v-cards. also, having sex in your parents bed is more a challenge and a success to our generation.
syrup21 0
#6 WTF? call the police on your pwn son? yeah they souldnt of stolen her stuff and maybe shouldn't of had sex but if you call the cops in your son your just a d- bag.
mollyjynxjax 28
*have, not of. Also *you're, not your on the second one.
grimspook76 0
Wow. Does your son get off watching his girlfriend parade around in YOUR underwear? Way to raise a pervert!