Today, I found out where all my expensive bras and panties have been disappearing to. Apparently, while I'm at work, my fifteen year-old son's girlfriend has been stealing them after they have sex in my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, I found all my missing underwear that I have been looking for for months, and have been replacing. They were all hidden in a pile in my 14 year-old son's bedroom, covered in crusty stuff. When confronted, his response as to why was, "Hormones…?" FML
Today, while cleaning around the house, I found a black bra that wasn’t mine. I confronted my husband about it, which turned into a massive fight. It turned out that the bra actually belonged to my son’s girlfriend I didn’t know he had. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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danii_s2 0
and u found this out how?
SweetestSin 4
ok I am wondering how you found out as well? and what male wants to see their girlfriend in their moms underwear? That comes off as creepy to me (of course I am just assuming that she has stolen your things while he was present and that he has seen her in them)
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Comments (107)
PeacefulWicked 0
Wow. D E S T R O Y them.
DanielleTheOne 3
Maybe the girl says she needs to freshen up and steals then undies.. I wouldnt assume that anyone is so ****** up that they would wanna see their gf in mummas knickers.. And unless the son has seen his mum in her undies before he wouldnt know they were hers.. Also you should rub somthing that will make her itch, into the crutch of the panties and put some crab cream in your drawer where shes been stealing you things. And maybe she found out because she might have just bought a bra then gf comes over and its gone then maybe she could see the bra under the girls singlet or somthing.. If you thing there are many ways she could have found out...
bbpink1994 0
that's really stupid let's c u go to work then make sure ur kids girlfriend doesn't come over while ur at work or else ur a bad parent
ash92_fml 0
why are you wearing underwear that a 15yo would want to wear? milf ***** methinks.
DMANx 0
Forget it being illegal that kid is awsome go man go
Marino01 0
tell that chick to hit the bricks! and your son not to let people steal mommy's things.
shs22basketball 0
an age limit on sex is retarded
nemohazADDlama 0
Your son is a creeper!!!!
sabiancymbol 1
kick their asses
Cjmw 7
YDI for not hiding your property properly when you know you're going to have possibley stealing teens in your house.
itssnotfunny 24
it's her house and her room, why would she have to hide her underwear?
lostinthismoment 0
I hope you demanded to get those back!!!