Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML
Today, I filled out an application for a job at Dairy Queen. I handed my application to the manager along with my résumé, and he said he'd be in contact with me. Not even five minutes after I left, a friend who works there sent me a picture of my crumpled-up application in the trash. FML
Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML
Today, I was desperately handing out resumes. I came to my local grocery store and asked for a job application, the customer service rep told me all she needed was my resume. I smiled and gave it to her only to see her read it, laugh and put it straight in the garbage as I walked out. FML
Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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enough4 0
There is no other paper in his entire office except for your resume.
YayAmerica 0
Assume much?
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Comments (40)
Queen_of_Night 20
First post W00t! You know it could have been something else. Why so negative?
boojie97 12
whyyyy soooo serious?
YayAmerica 0
Assume much?
coming back in the future 30
Yeah Ops hopes arent shredded.
dan_grundlingh 0
Positive thoughts!!!!!!! ^_^
GDI 0
Okay, I'm POSITIVE that his application got annihilated....
flashback.miss 28
why so negative??? [Chorus:] Pay pay pay pay paper I can get your cush if you got the right paper I can get your pacs or the pills for the paper I can get your bricks of that white for the paper shawty I can change your whole life for that paper yeah [Verse 1:] Paper ain't an issue iv been gettin money Iv done moved them pacs when that dealing is sunny I drop it in the pot it jump out Like a bunny my recipe is funny a little bit of this a little bit of that I hit it with a razor And I throw it in the sack you can call it ricky rock and you can call it crack but Whatever that you call it best beleive it's coming back [loop:] Cush for the, pills for tha, paper. rob for the, we go hard for the, paper. Steal for the, kill for the, but I will get the paper paper Hustle for the, grind for the, paper paper [Verse 2:] Step up in the house for the paper stick the pistol dead up in ya mouth for that paper Yeah I'll tie your ass to the couch for the paper **** it back and blow your brains out For that paper paper [chorus:] I can get your cush if you got the right paper I can get your pacs or the pills for the paper I can get your bricks of that white shawty I can change your whole life for that paper yeah [Verse 3:] Make a nigga holla about that money dollar 223 in my impala dodging through some shooter and bullets the size of baby powder throw him in the trunk and drop his ass of in that water theyll never find you, ya ass gone float across that water Hold up coma piano with peranas I do it for the paper get it where you GONNER I'm all about that mona and I ain't talkin lisa what the **** you talkin bout bitch I'm talkin Bout that paper Block boyz it's all about that paper ha ha (
xDex_ 3
dude no oned wants to see a whole song in the Fml comments gtfo plz
frankgrimes 4
hahah I would Of Laughed... GO apply for another job. LAME!!
BeeSkwaird 0
Of?
AmeOwl 0
Would HAVE laughed. The expression is "would have" or "would've."
enough4 0
There is no other paper in his entire office except for your resume.
sharon_ellj 0
Hahaha! But seriously people need to start thinking positive!
LilaBear 2
How do you know he was even shredding your resume and not something else?? Geez, you're a bright little ray of sunshine aren't you. I wouldn't want to employ someone as pessimistic as you.
snafu57 1
a bit overly sensitive aren't we? don't assume it's your application. keep on keeping on. just say "some will, some won't, so what, next."
BeautifulColours 0
Doesn't mean it's yours...
TheOtherNewest1 6
I wouldn't automatically assume it's your resume obviously. With that said, that was some terrible timing.