Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BabyDaddy
Australia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
dumped and dusted
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kinda sus behavior
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
fmexgirlfriend
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
maybe time to adopt
Oops
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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fmlstick 0
She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.
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Comments (287)
exotica_fml 6
congrats!!
chynab 0
congratss lol
The__Redneck 7
Yeah, how DARE the guy actually trust his girlfriend..... On the other hand, you took the risks. Now stand up and take responsibility for your actions.
skyeyez9 25
188: being lied to by your significant other about being on bc pills sucks whether they are married or just dating! The end result is the same.
gazelle_fml 0
ouchh...that sucks:(
kemar7856 0
whoa!!
skyeyez9 25
Why are people telling him to make the gf abort? He has NO choice in the matter whether his gf keeps the baby, adoption or abortion. The woman has the ultimate power to decide what she will do with the baby. The man just had to wait until she decides.
samantha_durano 6
wait what? op's a girl so.. gah I'm confused.
autistic_pride 0
What's the pill? What pill are you talking about? Why would she lie about it? You need to give more information. I don't understand.
yessirfosho 0
aaaand now its time to learn an alternative use for a coat hanger!