Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BabyDaddy
Australia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
dumped and dusted
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kinda sus behavior
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
fmexgirlfriend
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
maybe time to adopt
Oops
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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fmlstick 0
She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.
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Comments (287)
YOULIVETODIE 0
This may be fake as two woman cannot procreate. You surely have a knack for picking loyal woman. Always use a condom, your fault and this is a true FML, if it is in fact true.
NanaNi_fml 0
Maybe this person accidently put female when sighning in
Erindub 0
I think its screwed how everyone is pissed at the OP its totally her bad for lying.
BunnyDrastic 0
DAMN!
llorens460 0
dude sucks to be u ydi
geoLa16 0
that a bitch but every 1 know to use a condom no matter wut :p
marilynmansonFTW 0
omg i so agree YDI for not using protection! depending on of u think u can handle a baby...abortion?
kkoo 0
am I the only one that thinks they could have deserved it for having sex before marrige? And adoption is always an option. You dont always have to go with an abortion. (I am personally against abortion, but it is your opinion.)
waterynuggets 0
Yes because we all know babies should be punishment. Well this could have happened if they were married, and not all married people want or in a position to be able to care for kids. Abortion and adoption both are not easy, but people should be able to make a choice that is best for them without being harassed or dehumanized by others.
onnielief 4
Yes! Not having sex before you marry someone is equally stupid as not looking under the hood of the car you are buying! What if you are not compatible?
Freeze_fml 17
That philosophy is great and all until you screw up like the OP did.
ItbeVickyyy 0
Yeah, I HATE abortions, why do people like murdering babies? And it is their own fault FGS... And I know a few teenagers that got pregnant, and they all love their babies. SEX= For AFTER marriage. x3
waterynuggets 0
Fetus =/= baby. And that's fine if you think sex is "for" after marriage, but not everyone thinks so. Sex should be whenever a person feels they are ready for it.
Maddoctor 10
Personally I see the sex/marriage argument like this: for hundreds of years girls were getting married at the ages of 12, 13, 14 and having children soon after, but it was ok because they were married (albeit to men much older than them for purposes of financial gain). In today's world, people are still having sex at ages around what women were used to hundreds of years ago, although it is now a choice, yet people are upset about this. Girls were basically being forced to have sex back then, but it was ok because they were married. Now it's looked down upon, although the only thing that has changed is the woman's choice. So in my opinion, I just don't see anything wrong with having sex at a reasonable age before getting married.
DS1_fml 0
This comment is so full of damn ignorance it's not even funny. Abortion is never murder and the stupid bitch should not have lied in the first place.
benny92 0
it could be fun!!!
FIing 0
congratz....:D
leadrunner751 3
no she didn't the pill only has about an 80% success chance
boatkicker 5
That doesn't mean she didn't lie.....She may have been on the pill and got pregnant, OR she may have lied about being on the pill, and gotten pregnant.
kkoo 0
Ok, im very confused...........is this a women or a man? or shim? Because it is impossible if the OP is a women. And is would be impossible if they were a shim.............................Still confused...............