Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked a guy to change into a gown for an X-ray exam. I asked him to leave his underwear on, everything else off. Apparently he was going commando, as he left skid marks on my table when the exam was over. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML
Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year-old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML
Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
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HorsingAround 0
hahahahaha i feel you.. im an xray tech too and old people love to be naked in front of us .. i really dont get it
ohhoho 2
@3: The OP didn't have to watch her change. Go look up how a hospital gown works. It's a giant loose garment that ties together at the neck at the back. There's a giant open slit from there on down. OP, grow up. I work with seniors in both my work and my volunteer job. When people get old and alot of them do not care what others think of them anymore. Sometimes I admire their freeness from self conciousness. This is not a FML.
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23basketball 0
Wow thats freaking disgusting!!! Why on earth are you watching her change!!??
LTMcleod 0
no 23, hot.. just hot. rofl
BrownSugar_fml 5
The "hard" way *giggles*
ohhoho 2
@3: The OP didn't have to watch her change. Go look up how a hospital gown works. It's a giant loose garment that ties together at the neck at the back. There's a giant open slit from there on down. OP, grow up. I work with seniors in both my work and my volunteer job. When people get old and alot of them do not care what others think of them anymore. Sometimes I admire their freeness from self conciousness. This is not a FML.
PI55f4C3 0
ha ha the hard way XD
jinky58 0
Going commando makes you feel dangerous :p Ive gone to school like that a few times lol what's the harm?
YeahFMLxX 0
And why does that matter, she couldve been wearing a diaper and you'd probably still complain: get out of your profession if you can't handle what it throws at you. Besides, the new Midol commercial has hot moans! check it out!
LTMcleod 0
YA, FML for having a decent paying job in a hard economy with 9.7 % un employed. I wish I could get paid for looking at nakid women.
DonkeyDelight 0
Working in a hospital, then you'd expect to see a few vaginas in your time. No biggy.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I was thinking the same thing, #1. When I last got x-rays, I had to strip completely so there would have been no way for the tech to know if I was "commando" or not. Of course I don't know what part she was getting x-rayed but anyway it doesn't sound like you're in the right line of work.
spez86 0
#114 you must be an Obama supporter the unemployment is actully closer to 17% if yr in the USA you could be talking about somewhere else but that's what it is here in the states 17%
demon1k 0
No her pussy lips were hanging out the bottom of her gown. GRANDMA HAMBURGER PUSSYYYYYYYYYYYY
spez86 0
^^^ alright this made me luagh for a good minute
curlyguy101 0
#128 lol our unemployment is 17%. The other guy was right, it's close to 10%
teacher411 0
Or maybe she wanted to be sure that her underwear wouldn't show up...
iSwag 0
you liked it
snowman427 0
#116 Wanamaker show me that strip I would like the show and could make it worth the act
cmac86 24
my thoughts exactly. why were you watching? geez I thought you all were supposed to be professional and follow hippa rules.
MiGman 5
woah dude what the f*ck are her clothes made of that block an X-ray?
CarlosDanger 12
17%? You are delusional.
HorsingAround 0
hahahahaha i feel you.. im an xray tech too and old people love to be naked in front of us .. i really dont get it
drips 0
maybe cuz dey dun get nun at home soo dey gotta get it sum where else lmaoo the viagra aint doin tha trick for this old hags
applesmoothiee 2
lol aye i no im jst ritin lyk dis coz its funi yano lmaooo im so cool eh *sigh* i suck
YeahFMLxX 0
Ebonics are a bitch.
YeahFMLxX 0
your hot, btw.
TexanBar 3
47 learn how to speak English
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Why would her clothes show up, was she wearing a lead jacket? It might distort the image I suppose, but still. And you're taking MILF too far.
catatonicsleep 17
maybe bra wires and zips and things like that show up
FernandoTorres_fml 0
You're smart.
youthink_fml 0
You were watching her change?
amiamazing 0
8th! ;D. sezzi WRINKLE FLAPS
kazumaslayer666 3
what has been seen cannot be unseen
FernandoTorres_fml 0
"X-Ray technician" - In normal land we call them Radiologists. I still love you snickerdoodles, but keep vigilant!
Cthulu 0
Maybe she was a GILF. Or a former prostitute.
CallMeHush 1
Was her cooter shaved? Inquiring minds want to know?
evilhobbitofdoom 4
That far after menopause, the cooter doesn't need shaving, the hair falls out. I see naked cooters all the time as a nurse. it's not the worse thing in the world.
CallMeHush 1
That settles it! I'm gonna be a nurse when I grow up!
sourgirl101 29
What does it mean you found out the hard way? Were you "hard"? Change jobs. It's clear you're very unprofessional.
chibikari 0
I wanna to be a child prostitute when I grows up! just kidding I'll shuttup now.
MadaZer0 8
I wanna put my dick in your mouth. Just kidding, I'll go fap off now. >.>
flashback.miss 28
did her winds of age suck you in? if the answer to Hush is no then did her hairs grow 50 feet, become tentancle-like and snag you in? did the little solider get a good thumpin? was there a white flood?
CallMeHush 1
Why did that make me shiver?
flashback.miss 28
'cause it turned you on? or maybe now i gave you a week's worth of nightmares, dear Hush puppy :D
flashback.miss 28
to 45- nah. i dcould give you the link to the orignal i reply if you want :)
flashback.miss 28
np, Kidd :) stay true.
BabyBlondie 0
Commando is the best way to go. Ahaha