Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BabyDaddy
Australia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
dumped and dusted
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kinda sus behavior
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
fmexgirlfriend
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
maybe time to adopt
Oops
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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fmlstick 0
She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.
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Comments (287)
cerberus_fml 0
omg people need to learn to use protection! f***ing fail
qcharismah 0
stupid ass.. don't yhu know never believe a girl that says she's on birth control I'm a chick
crowclarice 0
Unless she said to you "oh I lied about being on BC," then it seems more likely to me that the pill failed, which can happen with perfect use or more likely happened because she didn't take the pill at the same time everyday. Either way, if you weren't okay with the possibility of having a baby at this point in your life, then you should have been using a condom. It's just as much your fault that this happened as it is hers, so stop being a child about it--man up and get ready to be a dad.
lane4 1
why are men so stupid. strap up anyway. can trust these chicks.
anjyu22 0
I went with YDI on this one. Always use backup protection if you're not prepared for the consequences. Even if a girl really is taking BCP, half the girls taking it aren't taking it properly (and don't know they're not taking it properly), which significantly reduces that widely touted 98-99% effectiveness. Unless you know for a fact your gf takes it at the exact same time every day and never, ever, ever forgets, in which case you're cool.
NoStudy 0
considering the OP is supposedly a woman, at least according to the info given, I don't think there's any reason to worry lol.
piinkbunnii 1
Sorry to be harsh, but YDI. Some person made this miraculous invention, that prevents such an ordeal from happening. A condom!!!!
sugarbabyxoxo 2
Clint?!?!?! hahahah I'd laugh if OP was my friend. Same thing is happening to him. What a dumb ****! ****** dump her and get joined custody. cause you guys don't have a healthy relationship obviously, which is not a healthy enviorment for a child! FYL OP. or just coat hanger that shit! JK
323Felicity 0
If the OP is a woman...I guess her girlfriend must have cheated on her, and had claimed to be on BC for other reasons (PMDD, acne, etc.)...but now she's preggers? Even though it wouldn't be the OP's baby...she would still feel bad about being cheated on. Or I guess it's a man and he clicked wrong? In that case, he def should have been using a condom or other kinds of backup. So I'll click both.
Sheslikeheroin 0
Make that bitch get an abortion. I'd rather be a heartless asshole with a future than a good-natured goober whose life has been ruined. = D