Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
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Top comments
damo222 12
Please don't breed
Mechakitty 13
I'm really concerned that neither her parents or her school gave her the talk or explained how contraceptives work.... she's lucky she hasn't developed an STD in that time. I hope she atleast knows what a condom is....
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damo222 12
Please don't breed
Andrei I 9
with her
WhatHappenedToIt 22
humans dont breed like cows. we reproduce.
Tania Jain 3
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ThoughtsofaDame 12
Wait hold on. Sometimes doctors do not tell you that they are giving you birth control. The will call it hormone therapy or sometimes they just tell you the name of the prescription and why you are being prescribed it but not that it is birth control. I've know women who didn't realize that's what they are on for those reasons. She might not be stupid at all this very well could be a miscommunication with her doctor.
azouwa 26
Most men wouldn't say anything. They would just keep "trying." Congratulations.
Jad123 15
Let's hope the baby inherits her looks and not her brains
Mechakitty 13
I'm really concerned that neither her parents or her school gave her the talk or explained how contraceptives work.... she's lucky she hasn't developed an STD in that time. I hope she atleast knows what a condom is....
Tania Jain 3
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RichardPencil 32
Doesn’t matter, had sex. Lots and lots of sex. However, when you’re trying to reproduce on purpose, sex can sometimes become very business-like and not at all hot. There are schedules, deadlines, meetings, PowerPoint presentations, etc.
pjsr 33
The PowerPoint presentations always get me incredibly horny
ThrottleJockey 36
Don't forget the Excel spreadsheets! Those are hot, hot, hot! My wife likes it when I press her Macros.
AzrielB 8
if you're using macros you're being too repetitive and/or lazy
leeloo7 22
Lmao
Krystal.xo 12
really ???
Lobby_Bee 18
Have her switch to some placebo pills and try again. It'll be funny to see her reaction when she does get pregnant.
Rabite 28
Or how about you don't just mess with other people's medication?
nrvanagrl 6
There’s no way you didn’t notice her taking a pill every day for 2 years. This is also on you.
PenguinPal3017 19
Yes, and she said that it was medication for her cramps.
Christina Jean'e Lara 14
the pill box has a very specific look. There's no way you didn't realize whay it was she was taking for over two years
WhatHappenedToIt 22
Why would she take it front of him? I never took mine in front of my husband.
lccc_ 18
but did your husband know you were on the pill?
mikbrooke 25
is there something wrong with taking it in front of your husband? mine was taken in front of my husband many a times, because we would be going about our business & i needed to take it.
kidcool97 4
why wouldn't you take it in front of your husband its just medication
Cassie Drake 2
You both deserve it. I know people panic and go to the doctor's way too soon after not being able to conceive for like, 2 months. But 2 YEARS?? I'm surprised neither of you at your annual physical was like, "Hey, btw, been trying to get pregnant. Am I all good to go??" at which point, your wife's doctor should have been like, "Well, I see you're still on the pill..."
DanielleinDC 34
This is what abstinence-only education gets you. How did nobody tell your wife that the pill prevents pregnancy?