Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BabyDaddy
Australia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
dumped and dusted
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kinda sus behavior
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
fmexgirlfriend
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
maybe time to adopt
Oops
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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fmlstick 0
She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.
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Comments (287)
krb50191 0
This is why you always use condoms....you gave her all the power.
cyberpunk93 0
If you're a woman, then why are you so upset by it? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK!! PWND
KurouTenshi 0
that reminds me of the time my GameShark told me I had inf HP and then I found out the hard way that I in fact did not D: but it's okay :3 I had a fairy!!
smilefreely 0
im ASSUMING that you're an adult? a dumbfucky one that is ? -_____- REALLY NOW. REALLY. THERE'S FLAVORED CONDOMS, ALL KINDS. USE ONE. YOU. *******. DESERVE IT. YFDI. STOP SPENDING MINUTES ON FMYLIFE & WORK OUT A SOLUTION. -.-
seafea 0
Abort the relationship! And after that, break up with her.
modifiedchick 0
One one hand, YDI for believing her when she said she was on the pill and not taking your own precautions. On the other hand, FYL because now you're going to have a kid and your life is therefore ruined I'm so glad I'm not a guy and therefore this will never happen to me :) Let this be a lesson boys, bring your own condoms and never trust a woman when she says she's on birth control!
zinc890 0
Oh man.
xoluvinshayxo 0
ahh.. the wonderful world of AIDS...
wickedxtrixx 0
uhm... "by Daddy. (woman)" ...woman plus woman who isnt on birth control does not equal baby...
caittycat95 0
DaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnnnN.
capthavoc123 0
Fake. How do I know? OP is a woman.