Daddy.
Australia
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BabyDaddy
Australia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
dumped and dusted
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kinda sus behavior
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
fmexgirlfriend
New Zealand
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend of 4 years because I didn't know the exact amount of days that we'd been together. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
maybe time to adopt
Oops
Today, after my wife and I have been trying for a baby for 2 years, I found out she's still on the pill. Apparently when she was a teen she had bad period cramps, so her doctor gave her the pill for the pain. She never realized it stops pregnancy. FML
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fmlstick 0
She might have not lied, it might have just not worked. Nothing is 100%, kid. Have fun being a father!
FernandoTorres_fml 0
She also lied to you about the abortion. Congratulations, you are now a father.
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Comments (287)
jllerena 0
ew u like girls no 1 cares about u messed up people
fiicere 5
Not necessarily... It is possible to get pregnant while on the pill. Not likely, but possible. Either way though, FYL
angry_wildebeast 0
dude what a ******* bitch
tmo1200 0
did anyone else notice that person is a chick! giggedy?
JennaD 0
written by 'Daddy - woman'
_lifeblows 0
soo .. do you want a girl or boy ? bahahaha
VeryNice329 0
You're all saying to use condoms. I do agree but when you're in a serious relationship with someone and the girl claims to be taking a contraceptive, the guy should be able to TRUST her. Once you're with one person for a long enough time, condoms aren't an all the time thing. And if the OP is serious with this girl how is it really his fault for trusting a liar?!
Lisa89 3
^ This. Well said... basically what I was going to say. But if she lied on purpose about that... that's really disgusting behaviour on her part. You put your trust in her about a very important thing. [she could have honestly been on the pill.. it doesn't work 100% of the time, sometimes it doesn't work at all on some women.]
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Use a condom you stupid ****! It is your own fault!!
rramirez1 0
Juan???
myfriend_youfail 3
Why were you using birth control when you're lesbians? Your FML says you're a woman, silly. Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML #8366883 (224) I agree, your life sucks (10504) - you totally deserved it (2152) On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (woman) - Australia (Queensland) So are you like...a hermaphrodite or something, that you had to worry about birth control? Or are you a male-to-female transgender? Or are you just a moron who clicked the wrong gender?