Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
States of matter
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Great start to the day
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
Both ends
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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lubby_fml 0
Oh, but it is!!!!! It also causes the OP to vomit out her words in. short. unnecessary. phrases.
lem0n_fml 0
Was it really necessary to split your second sentence up into three?
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Comments (108)
chaos753159 4
how did u find out? did your doctor tell u?? XD
Fr0gg13 0
so was the car in park? hope u didn't get in a wreck with puke hahahaha
xlostwithoutu 0
Im sorry ... that sucks ... I hate throwing up , well who doesn't? FYL
xlostwithoutu 0
One time I actually was taking a pill, and I forgot that u have to eat food before taking it, or else you'll throw up.... let's just say I took it on an empty stomach... yeah.
falcon93 0
;_; I feel your pain! Antibiotics that were to help my stomach problems made them worse for about a month.
24788 7
haha, I hate pills of any form. Weed cures almost every ailment I have had over the years.
lifeinhd 3
Oh yeah. That sucks. A lot. Just like when people use too many periods. Interjected seemingly randomly in the middle of sentences. To get their point across. Because it really adds nothing to what they have to say. It's quite annoying actually. In all honesty. Seriously.
gr3y_fml 1
That happened to me once but in my case it didn't affect my ability to write proper sentences.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Hmm, not only did the antibiotics make you vomit; they seem to have affected. Your typing skills. As well.
PottentialFML 0
yes they can cause. they cause stomach problems because there aren't enough bacteria in the stomach to digest food, that's why I took acedophelis while I was on antibiotics for tonsilitis