Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
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Ellimac21 14
I had a coworker who had the same issue. Apparently it can be alleviated with surgery?
RichardPencil 32
You ought to see someone about that. I'm thinking a palm-reading psychic, a manganese prospector or an excavator operator. Or an exorcist.
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Comments (4)
Ellimac21 14
I had a coworker who had the same issue. Apparently it can be alleviated with surgery?
RichardPencil 32
You ought to see someone about that. I'm thinking a palm-reading psychic, a manganese prospector or an excavator operator. Or an exorcist.
Marcella1016 32
Jesus don’t be dramatic. They only need an exorcist if their head spins around. They should start with a reflexologist and work their way up.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Better call Saul.
Tabby Rosas 8
you don't need surgery...that is a last resort. I have the same issue. the epley maneuver can help a lot. I also take daily anti histamine and sudafed and it helps a lot so I can function
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, at least it was in the bathroom and not a room full of cloth furniture and/or carpet.