Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML
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Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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hrududu 0
at least you didn't drown
Atomic_Mushroom 14
NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.
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Comments (76)
mubaki 18
terrible.
XYZzzzzzzz 0
that actually is worse than toilet water on you. imagine drowning in a toilet at your dentists office. yeesh
fezzaza 0
That would be absolutely hilarious
R_Ryan 0
That's why you get someone to watch your drugged ass afterwords. Why didn't you just lay down in your bed, try to get some sleep and just keep a trashcan by your bed in case you throw up? YDI.
ryguy1997 0
I AM THE BEST RYAN EVER! DON'T EVEN TRY TO MEASURE UP!!!
PhishloverA 14
Actually my friend Ryan I'm with now is even better
courtz94 24
Even though this comment is rude, it does provide a good idea. Should there be a next time, I agree trying to sleep it off with a trash can is a good idea.
hrududu 0
at least you didn't drown
Atomic_Mushroom 14
NEWS FLASH: Anonymous poster drowns by toilet.
smelinapants 0
Unless you didn't flush, the water in the toilet is clean and the same that you get from the tap.
iPhanny 0
I agree with #2.
Merlin_44 0
Well, they cant have someone watch them every second. but seriously you shouldn't have even tried to throw up, that could rip out your stitches or give you a dry socket. Next time just try to fall asleep or something....in your bed...not the toilet haha
ApathyMyAntidrug 0
Ouch, reminds me of when i had my wisdom teeth out. I think i threw up then passed out and hit the bathtub, but my memory was a little clouded with pain and drugs. that was one of the most miserable two weeks of my life. Hope you feel better soon!
Cheatx 0
I love vicodin.
rangermedic77 5
asians. theyll do what you want. oooh yeeeeah
VegasMade702 0
LOL #8 me too.... :)
drinkupgorgeous 0
Haha my friend got her wisdom teeth out today, also. Gotta love the drugs they give you. Ahh, but get some rest and you should be fine. When I got mine out, I passed on the kitchen floor when I was trying to get some water :(
atills 0
dude everyone on here either passed out or threw up. I get my wisdom teeth out this December, and I am completely terrifiedD: