addie19
United States
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Nirah
Parksville, Canada
States of matter
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Anonymous
Great start to the day
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
BathroomDweller
Omaha, United States
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
not having fun
Both ends
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
CarSick
United States
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Top comments
lubby_fml 0
Oh, but it is!!!!! It also causes the OP to vomit out her words in. short. unnecessary. phrases.
lem0n_fml 0
Was it really necessary to split your second sentence up into three?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (108)
iWillLiveByMyPen 0
bahaha i have never laughed so hard!!!!!!!! but i'm sorry that really sucks :(
macee15 1
Hey yall!
PinkTweet 0
ugh.
uhhheyy 0
35 ya don't have to be so frisky . this person just puked on herself!!!!!
iankennedy17 0
nobody gives a shit about your troubles. posting it on the Internet does nothing. OP is just another attention ***** on this website......
lem0n_fml 0
If no one cares about anyone else's troubles (care meaning either sympathizing or laughing) , then this entire website would not exist. Quit your own bitching and moaning, and just enjoy the site.
wierdo16 0
wtf its called reading. you should've read what it does to you :3
loki35 0
lemon and idkweird, calm down!! this is rediculous. idkweird, were you an only child or the youngest growing up?? cus u sure act like it.
idkweird 0
second oldest of 6.
doctorr_fml 9
doctorr_fml 9
#37 clearly has no idea what he's talking about. side effects are listed according to how common they are, they are not listed just because it's been reported.using the H1N1 vaccine as an example shows how ignorant you are. vaccines are weakened forms of the virus hence the patient will suffer from similar side effects to the flu but the symptoms are much weaker. it's usually a good idea to look in an immunology book or leave it to the healthcare professionals before giving out inaccurate information!!!!
lem0n_fml 0
Take your own advice, dear.
idkweird 0
well, doctorr, first off, it's she*. Second, Im technically a healthcare professional, as I am a certified by the American Health Information Management Association to be a Medical Coder. I work directly with doctors and have to know all disease processes and what they entail. I have to know what lab values mean and if a symptom can be a part of a larger disease so that I can query physicians to make sure they're providing all the information available. That's just a small part of what I do. Also, in the shot form of the H1N1 vaccine, it is not a "weakened form," it is a dead form. That's why they call the nasal vaccination a live vaccine. It is a live strain of the virus. The shot form is an inactivated vaccine. Either way, there is no way to prove that someone's headache was directly related to said vaccine or if it was a change in pressure in the atmosphere. That info came straight from our director of nursing. Other side effects can be fainting (is that because of the vaccination or because the person got scared of the needle?) and diarrhea (did the patient eat something bad or is that directly related to having the vaccination?). Please, show me where anyone has scientifically found the link between the vaccination and the side effects. It's all based on what people have reported. Originally, after the first 90,000 kids were vaccinated, 30 had side effects. So, like .03%? So, how common are they, really?
doctorr_fml 9
also it's not OPs fault. most antibiotics should be taken an hour before food or in an empty stomach so that their absorption wouldn't be affected. having said that, the most common side effects of antibiotics are nausea, vomiting and diarrhoea. OP should have read the patient information leaflet and saved herself the hassle of throwing up in the car.