addie19
United States
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Nirah
Parksville, Canada
States of matter
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Anonymous
Great start to the day
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
BathroomDweller
Omaha, United States
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
not having fun
Both ends
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
CarSick
United States
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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lubby_fml 0
Oh, but it is!!!!! It also causes the OP to vomit out her words in. short. unnecessary. phrases.
lem0n_fml 0
Was it really necessary to split your second sentence up into three?
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Comments (108)
jpest17 5
if the op is a girl maybes she's prego
capthavoc123 0
Somebody didn't listen to the medicine bottle when it said "take with food."
CarolinaDawg803 0
So much for reading the drug facts, warnings, etc.
lkrofct 0
But all. The cool kids. On the internet. Are doing it.
danii_s2 0
I'm gna guess u didn't follow the instructions of when to eat with them. lots say eat immediately with food, or two hours before food. read. the. instructions. properly. ps. I like the. writing. like. this. it made me laugh.
AnonymousDuck 0
You probably should have. Read the side effects.
A_LiST3RR 0
That sucks... I would say complain, but you probably wouldn't do well if it warned about those side effects on the bottle.
ensemble_coeur 0
wow that's pretty awful! go get your car cleaned professionally, or it will stink forever.
fudrick 0
YDI. For separating. Your FML. Into multiple unnecessary sentences.
RedTriceratops 0
Why are you even going to work if you're in need of antibiotics?