addie19
United States
Today, I found out the antibiotics I'm taking can cause you to vomit unexpectedly. In the car. While driving. To work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New Iberia, United States
Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML
Anonymous
Splat!
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Nirah
Parksville, Canada
States of matter
Today, I'm a week into a prescription of extremely constipating antibiotics. I also just caught the stomach bug going around at work that causes aggressive diarrhea. The two combined mean I have a constant, slow-moving stream of thick, foul-smelling sludge coming out of me. FML
Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Anonymous
Great start to the day
Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML
BathroomDweller
Omaha, United States
Today, I'm recovering from a urinary tract infection. The infection made me have to pee constantly. Now the antibiotics I'm taking for it are giving me the shits instead. FML
not having fun
Both ends
Today, I have bronchitis. A few days ago, my doc prescribed antibiotics, which are helping, but also cause a really nasty upset stomach. I tell ya, violent coughing fits and severe diarrhea do NOT go well together. FML
CarSick
United States
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
anon
United States
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
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lubby_fml 0
Oh, but it is!!!!! It also causes the OP to vomit out her words in. short. unnecessary. phrases.
lem0n_fml 0
Was it really necessary to split your second sentence up into three?
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Comments (108)
blastvortex 4
Try. Writing. Complete. Sentences... er... What I meant to say was, "Try writing complete sentences for a change."
Sirin_fml 47
I agree. Enough with the William Shatner impressions.
DeservedIt 0
To react like this to antibiotics you must be one of these persons who take loads of meds everyday. YDI for not knowing this is unhealthy.
poiuytrewqlkjhgf 0
OK I know people on FML like to use incomplete sentences to look dramatic, but you just overdid it. It looks stupid :|
iloveblackshirt6 0
YDI. for. talking like. this
loki35 0
I am calm(:
urabch 0
hey f4gs. stop argueing and stfu
wiird0 0
YDI for not reading the side effects
talikarni 0
Yo deserve it for not reading and learning the side effects
redsunflower7 0
So i just want to say to you that I really thought the way you spaced it was great. Obviously these people do not know what good writing skill is. Some of the best writing I have ever read has been paced like that. They. My friend. Are Idiots.
DynamicDave 11
Wait, the antibiotics you're taking can cause ME to vomit?! Please! Stop taking them!
zfchatroulette 24
Damn, I was about to say that! XD