Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Top comments
PolishHammer 0
Wow umm I'd kill her
ImaCanuck 0
Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.
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Comments (354)
Hime9908 22
Best friend or step mum
WarriorOmen 25
Ain't nothing wrong with doin older men but your friends DAD? That is just plain wrong. I imagine she's an 'ex-friend" now eh? Also really goddamned low of your dad too,come to think.
fantasyworld 39
That's gross.
ThuNDeY 23
Bribing would be her giving her dad money... Way to fail!
ThuNDeY 23
Three words from you to your dad: I accept cash.
aukaylaheath 16
That's actually pretty messed up and disgusting. Is your dad married? I don't care what anyone says I honestly would stop being her friend.
Nickimariek 20
Bleccckkk >_<
T1A2Z3 35
Why would someone say that as a joke?? But what kind of dad has sex in his daughters bed? Provided your friend is 18 and your dad single them being together is weird but okay. But the whole ******* in your bed thing... fyl