Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Emmamazing 26
Your aunt is a terrible person
Silk_Routes 14
what a "c-aunt"
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Comments (112)
Ih8teenageangst 20
it's not bribery, it's payment.
magnoliabb 14
That's messed up holy smokes
murph_fml 21
Classic.
Mooglefox 24
That is messed up!
mandyn333 10
Sorry op. But your aunts a sick psychopath for bribing you to kill your pet @ age 4. It must be traumatizing knowing that now.
miriamfrank 22
Your aunt is kinda a creepy person.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Well, that's not sadistic, psychopathic shit at all...
maximumcarnage 13
Holy Shit Dude!
sailorarctic 22
how do you not remember that? i rember a lot of crap from when I was 4 years old.
False_Stupidity 42
Most people don't though. I have a few vague memories from my 4th birthday, but that's about it.
SPN_lover666 27
#82, I can't remember what I did at that age. The age of remembering the first memory is usually between 3 and 5.
ringaringaring 16
That is...horrible.