Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister kicked me in the balls just before I went into the bathroom, as she wanted to use the shower first. Later, when I came out of the bathroom, she kneed me this time in the same spot because apparently I always make a mess in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, while showering, I pulled on my white exfoliating gloves ready to wash my face. As I was about to use them, a dark stain caught my eye so I sniffed the mark, only to discover it was poop. After further investigation, I found out my younger sister had been wearing them and "experimenting". FML
Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
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psychgirl123 15
That seems pretty ****** up. With your bare hands? I feel like your mom needs to reevaluate her parenting mechanisms.
thehaystackerine 20
I would have thrown it at her. that's ****** up
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
I'm thinking that when your sister did this, framing you for the crime was her goooooooooooooollllll!!!!!!!
JuliaKay14 33
Actually poo in your mom’s bed
psychgirl123 15
That seems pretty ****** up. With your bare hands? I feel like your mom needs to reevaluate her parenting mechanisms.
Mungolikecandy 19
Is this the sort of thing you usually do as why would your mother automatically blame you?
thehaystackerine 20
I would have thrown it at her. that's ****** up
Yudith 28
You should have produced a comparative sample yourself. This way, your mom would have known that this poo was not your poo. Then you would have been allowed paper towels to remove your poo while your sister removed her poo with her bare hands. Next time, don't forget to take a photo of the two samples side by side for future references.
0neiros 14
I don't care if she was standing there with a willow switch in her hand, no way I'd do that. Sometimes parents are unreasonable and you have to stand your ground no matter the consequences. Because if you don't it will only get worse from there.