Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Emmamazing 26
Your aunt is a terrible person
Silk_Routes 14
what a "c-aunt"
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Comments (112)
CoNaana 18
Ouch, where do you even start to process this?
syrtus 6
Your aunt I hope will burn in Hell. But what pissed me off the most is that rabbit poop is like the size of an ant and its dry. I think this wasn't just because it pooped. She might be sadistic. Also what did she bribe you to do it? And we're you consciously aware you were killing it? What happened after? Please post more details.
confused_wandere 26
Hell's not real
Adeptus_Astartes 22
You're not real.
confused_wandere 26
That's such a sensible, mature reply.
assassinmaster 22
so what would a 4 year old take as bribe...bunny shape candies?
TheNewGuy03 29
Is your aunt a closet serial killer...?
Elban 20
That'd have to be a lot of missing rabbits. I think the pet store would start to question...
superspooky 13
This is quite possibly the most disturbing FML I have ever read.
PhoenixChick 26
Same here. I'm genuinely upset and disturbed by this.
vikky538 29
You are the youngest contract killer known to the world
myoukei 31
Did you grow up to be an assassin? >:D
GrumpyGrinch 23
Awful. And now she told you this to make you feel miserable? Disown her.
mike9012345 9
That's ok. When my sister was 4 she killed kitten the same but nobody paid her it just made her mad. My sister scars me a little.
Mynamewontfi 40
"That's ok." And then you start telling something that is REALLY not okay. Both you and your sister sound pretty ****** up.
DoomedGemini 38
Really, your sister needs to be watched. I wouldn't trust kids who purposefully kill animals, I wish more parents would realize the behavior and get them to therapy and keep watch before they escalate.
spudking 19
He choked the chicken?
lamb777 0
*Hiss* If I ever meet your sister… she is going down. Kittens are babies. They also make mistakes like babies so >:'(
RecklessNapkin 16
Noooooo! Well...your aunt sucks