Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Emmamazing 26
Your aunt is a terrible person
Silk_Routes 14
what a "c-aunt"
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Comments (112)
sturschaedel 27
That's horrible! What did she bribe you with that you would kill your own pet? Poor bunny!
Lalala579121 28
Based on the way the FML is worded makes it seem like the bribe was her not telling about the shoe pooping.
Dick_diamond 22
Hoping you didn't also like setting fires and we the bed, too
juicy_extasy 25
*shudders*
amileah13 26
Talk about traumatizing. Hopefully you didn't remember it?
writerchic85 26
Those must have been some really nice shoes!
ChristinePi 36
I don't know why you were even told that after all this time. I'm sorry OP. Most children that young don't understand death so it's not your fault you probably had no idea what you were doing. Shame on your aunt
spudking 19
That aunt is ****** up.
kwerner7116 14
this is awful
worldclassrager 41
Why was that memory brought up? Did your current rabbit (if you have one) do something)?
worldclassrager 41
Something*
Js2cool 6
How do you not know you killed your bunny
spudking 19
How much do you remember from being four years old?