Today, I found out that when I was 4 I killed my bunny by drowning it. Apparently, my aunt bribed me to do it because it pooped in her shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my dad ate my rabbit when I was 6 years-old. He'd told me it ran away. I can't be mad at my dad, he's been dead for 5 years. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing with my pet rabbit when my boyfriend discovered poop on his lap. As he brushed it off, I reminded him that there are a lot worse things in the world than rabbit poop. Almost as if on cue, my rabbit peed on both of us. FML
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
Today, I found out that the lump under my carpet that I stomped on to flatten was actually a dead frog that had gotten caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. FML
Today, I was cleaning up rabbit pee from the floor when my rabbit hopped up to me. To prevent her from standing in it and spreading it throughout the room, I shooed her away. She got such a fright that she jumped in the pee and spattered it all over my clothes and face. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
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Emmamazing 26
Your aunt is a terrible person
Silk_Routes 14
what a "c-aunt"
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Comments (112)
Richard6036 13
I agree with all the comments below, your aunt is a terrible person
PANDORUM89 21
Drowning is one of the most painful ways to die. Your aunt is going to hell for sure.
Elban 20
Eh? How many ways have you died? Seems like it would be one of the better. Few secs if struggling then once your lungs fill you're done
PANDORUM89 21
Drowning, being set on fire, and being eaten alive are proven to be the most painful. in suffocation you pass out and then die. in drowning your lungs fill with water which burns and you fight to breathe but you cant. it's terrifying and painful. science is a wonderful thing my friend.
Xion0014 20
Thats awful.. Poor bunny, go poop in her shoes and see what she does.
caspergirl17 13
That is utterly inexcusable. Poor, OP... I wouldn't trust a word your aunt said after an experience like that.
SecundusSecunda 27
4 years old and you don't remember drowning an animal? I don't know, OP, am I wrong to say that by that age you know right from wrong (in a sense)? That's messed up.
okokalright 15
Think about when you were 4, how much do you remember from then?
SecundusSecunda 27
True, #50. I guess the mental image of a 4 year old holding a struggling animal underwater until it dies is simply messed up and I based my comment on that, without looking at the entire spectrum of the FML Either way, I blame the aunt. Who the hell incites a child to do something like that?
MehrunesDagon456 20
I moderated this :D
wolf12king 12
That is ****** up on so many levels
fullerkate3 17
That's creepy as ****!
Solano2580 24
Report her for animal abuse.
SPN_lover666 27
OP is at least 13. It happened 10 or more years ago. What are the police going to do? Nothing.
interesting33 37
They might stop her owning animals
nomoreparty 11
What could convince u to do this?? 4 is smart enough to understand the pain and trauma which that Bunny might have gone through..
SPN_lover666 27
A four year doesn't have a good understanding of right and wrong yet. They definitely would not have a clear understanding about death at that age.