Today, after three weeks in the hospital for a lung infection, I was released. On the way home, another car ran a red light and T-boned my car. Back to the hospital I go. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML
Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. In an ambulance. On the way to the hospital after being T-boned at an intersection. FML
Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML
Today, I didn't feel like going to work, so I called in sick. Five hours later while out shopping, I got hit by a car at a crosswalk. Now I'm laid-up in the local hospital, really wishing I was with the guys at work. FML
Today, after I fell over and fractured my knee, I've been in hospital for a week. I now have a metal plate in my knee, and am due to be off work for months, I wouldn't mind as much if I hadn't been hit by a car two years ago, spent a week in hospital for a fractured vertebrae, and was off work for months. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, my wife and I both got released from the hospital. She was admitted for the birth of our daughter. I was admitted with a broken arm from when my mother-in-law shoved me out of the way because she wanted to be the first one to hold the baby after my wife. FML
Today, I was released from hospital after being in a car accident. I used the phone book to call people I know to get a ride home, as my wallet and cellphone were still in the wrecked car. I had called my mom to come get me, but her response was "I don't feel like it." I live with her. FML
Today, I was finally discharged from hospital after being in there for one month, I arrive home to find a letter from a debt collection agency for my unpaid car insurance premium, and another letter from my car insurer to say that they aren't covering my accident due to non payment of premium. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
In the words of George Costanza, "Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in".
RichardPencil 32
More time with hot nurses?!?!? You lucky dog! “Always look on the bright side of life...”
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Dave_Davington 34
In the words of George Costanza, "Just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in".
RichardPencil 32
You know that's Al Pacino from "The Godfather," right? Don't mean to ruin your day, but George Costanza didn't make up, "You can't handle the truth!" either.
Dave_Davington 34
I said that George said it. I didn't say he was the first to say it. Ya see, it's all in the wording.
RichardPencil 32
More time with hot nurses?!?!? You lucky dog! “Always look on the bright side of life...”
mas12806 24
Who voted ‘you deserved it’??
missbuble98 19
assholes
ffl275 21
That’s terrible! I hope your injuries aren’t too bad
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Have yourself a nice T-Bone steak when you get out.
corrupteddevil 12
With OP's luck, he'd probably wind up choking and going right back to the E.R.
DanielleinDC 34
You can't catch a break, can you, OP? I'm so sorry this happened. Hope you recover quickly from the accident.
Donut_Wizard 23
We have the technology. We can rebuild him. But due to budget cutbacks we will have to resort to Tinker Toys instead.