Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn’t have me as a pinned text message thread on his phone. But he definitely has his female best friend pinned. He even has a cute nickname for her. The girl he says, "Not to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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challan 19
I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.
euphoricness 28
When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course
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chosha_fml 27
Oh, he wants you kept busy? Maybe you should be getting busy with a new boyfriend.
acrasia 5
You should text him commenting on his now very recent like for anal play, suggest some anal beads. His friend will never him the same way again.
acrasia 5
You should text him commenting on his now very recent like for anal play, suggest some pegging. His friend will never him the same way again.
gmstarry 7
Date his friend for a revenge!!
K410 18
Yet jerks like him are getting laid and nice guys are all alone... Screw society -.-
tj4234 36
Normally i wouldn't recommend something like this... But the way i see it, the best form of revenge would be to start dating his friend.
bubble_burst 16
Just wondering how many messages do you send a day? Are they mind numbing enough for your boyfriend to actually pay another guy to read and to reply to them?? would it hurt you to know that this is the fourth guy as three guys before him could jot take "the shit" anymore even for money...is he outsourcing the job to a data centre in Milwaukee..????
pazuzus_intern 10
So did you pick your screen name just for the occasion or are you just like that?
Erery 16
Are you ******* stupid? You don't have to answer that.
theschiplover22 9
tell your boyfriend (hopefully ex by now) that you paid someone to text him the whole time xD
1jordan1 11
I really hope you dumped him.
Bloink 25
I smell a break up