Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn’t have me as a pinned text message thread on his phone. But he definitely has his female best friend pinned. He even has a cute nickname for her. The girl he says, "Not to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Top comments
challan 19
I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.
euphoricness 28
When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course
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Comments (184)
NPN_Scorpio 16
Roxanne! Go for the friend.
pwmjm 9
DTMFA
jedorr07 5
Now that you know, time to have a little fun with the situation
hunter81_fml 15
Sounds like a real ass hat
sirjuice35 11
u must be really annoying if he doesn't wanna to talk to u that bad...
ScorchingEyes00 7
Date his friend!
abbruzzi67 15
What a dick I hope that you have made him your ex boyfriend. There are guys out there who will actually take the time to read your text
Marty20612 5
He's stupid !!! You can do much better
How_you_doin 10
That asshole!!! this is such a horrible thing for you to have to find out :( Get EVEN baby!!! dump him! and make a scene out of it- make sure every girl knows what an ass wipe this jerk is, get it all out of your system then move on and be fabulous on your own. You dont need jerks like that in your life making you feel worthless :(
debie_fml 14
maybe you should be dating the friend