Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, and he pretended he was a Burger King employee who found a lost phone, just so that he wouldn't have to talk to me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn’t have me as a pinned text message thread on his phone. But he definitely has his female best friend pinned. He even has a cute nickname for her. The girl he says, "Not to worry about." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML
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Top comments
challan 19
I can only imagine the things you've said to his friend... And the pictures you've sent. Wow, sorry op.
euphoricness 28
When you're texting your boyfriend just mention how "cute" his friend is and ask him if he's single if ya know what I mean. As a joke of course
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Comments (184)
diagnosed 15
looks like it's time to find yourself a new boyfriend that actually responds to you and is not such a ********..
Goblin182 27
Ask if the BF's buddy wants to keep you busy this Saturday night by taking you to dinner and a movie.
iKristien 5
I really, REALLY hope you mean EX-boyfriend.
Dessert_ed_FML 9
I hope its "EX" as well. What kind of immature behaviour is this! You should not get this from your boyfriend. There has to be respect and love...sadly they are missing here. FYL OP. Dump him if you haven't already.
ThedaRose 15
So sorry OP! That guy sounds like a real jackass! Dump him and get with someone who will treat you with the dignity and respect and attention that you deserve!!
xRezSynn 15
Time to find a new boyfriend, OP
jillyrdxd 7
Break up!!!!
Danfran_1147 10
Your boyfriend sounds like a douche
sk3p71k 13
Find out how it started. Maybe the friend wanted to talk to u and the whole getting paid thing was kept up to throw ur obviously shitty bf off the scent
Dessert_ed_FML 9
is that not a little too far fetched??
NikkiAmber09 12
Dump the misogynistic asshole. That isn't how a boyfriend should talk to his girlfriend.
xDistant 13
You mean ex-boyfriend, right?