Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Top comments
krystal2424 0
hahaha how selfish of you! you get to ****** but he doesn't? pshh
monnanon 14
Maybe he thought you were resting :S or only continued until he noticed something was up. Its not like its a normal thing. Hopefully he did stop and check you were ok. I would get your heart checked though, your heart racing that fast seriously cant be good.
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Comments (208)
Jackmangold 0
your name is Kent..
cheeksMcgeeks 3
May I direct you to the comment posted by 118? -_-
raisin31408 0
how would you know he doesn't stop??
cheeksMcgeeks 3
I would assume he told her, or maybe she was only out for a few seconds? That's a good question...aah.
ohSNAPyall 27
Your boyfriend should have been concerned and checked on you to make sure you were alive / ok. What the ****?
Shanetacular 0
Ahahahahahahha!!!!!!
alissa_roar 6
Do I smell a closet necrophiliac?
akallaan 7
Thata boy!
RedPillSucks 33
I guess it could have been worse.... "Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she orgasmed and then died. I figured, 'what the heck?', so I kept going until I was done. FML"
angielopezx3 0
that's hilarious & scary creepy all at once
disney_blonde 16
Maybe you're the type of girl who just lays there anyway so he didn't notice.
skulluks 0
You finished, let him finish selfish b!tch.