Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Top comments
krystal2424 0
hahaha how selfish of you! you get to ****** but he doesn't? pshh
monnanon 14
Maybe he thought you were resting :S or only continued until he noticed something was up. Its not like its a normal thing. Hopefully he did stop and check you were ok. I would get your heart checked though, your heart racing that fast seriously cant be good.
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Comments (208)
ManziPicoso 0
He has to deal with a freak that dies after an ******, at least let him have one too.
Zeb_McBride 0
I had a dream about that. I'd do what he did the first time but not a 2nd time
ironyisforlosers 0
Do my eyes deceive me or is everyone standing up for your asshole of a boyfriend? Nice to see some good old misogyny on here!
dudeitsdanny 10
Nope, your eyes obviously deceive you.
Zeb_McBride 0
at least you can use the plural form!! I only have one eye but It doesn't deceive me very often.
CaptainPickles72 18
He probably thought he was so good that you passed out. XD Plus, be a good sport.....let him finish.
vi3tno_romeo 5
wow absurd how he don't even noticed u passed out...did he faceplant the bed the whole time u two was ****** like rabbits?
coderedz 0
well he has to finish as well, why should she be the only way to get off? seems selfish of her even if she does pass out.
rosha267 21
What's the problem? She already consented
sarabraun8 7
that's Niiice of him
BabyyJesuss 0
poor you
sammyrose18 0
ummmm dump him thats so disrespectful
Joaquin14 0
If the lights were off he might not have known that you passed out..? Either way what's the difference?? IDK..