Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, I got up to get some water. When I stood up, I fell straight to the ground, my legs were so weak. As I fell, I hit my head on the end table and knocked myself unconscious. My boyfriend laughed at me. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
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Top comments
krystal2424 0
hahaha how selfish of you! you get to ****** but he doesn't? pshh
monnanon 14
Maybe he thought you were resting :S or only continued until he noticed something was up. Its not like its a normal thing. Hopefully he did stop and check you were ok. I would get your heart checked though, your heart racing that fast seriously cant be good.
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Comments (208)
harmonicsoul 3
Assuming this was your first ******, I wouldn't be too concerned. If the lights were off, or even if he's particularly tall compared to you and thus wouldn't see your face in most positions, he probably could've assumed that you became motionless out of exhaustion. I doubt you were out for very long if he was still going when you woke up, so he could've easily not have noticed when you were out. If he simply told you once you came to, I'm sorry that your boyfriend did that.
MarcyMarc 4
then your parents walk in....HAHA
ladybug108 0
where does it say it was her first? it says that she found out today.
Gibblezrulez99 0
i would keep going, what's wrong with that? jk
cassbird09 12
I guess that makes you feel violated right?
fangxdarkheart 0
your bf is allittle weird
Erindub 0
Hot!
levin1983 0
but you are having an ******? what's the problem then?
katelyn2013 1
why should he stop? let him have fun lol
nicospec 1
The man needed to complete his mission.