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Healthy relationship goals

By Anonymous - 16/09/2026 12:00 - United States - Wichita

Today, I learned that my girlfriend of 5 months blocked me and said I was stalking her, and that I was weird. She also let her friends make jokes about my hair, even after all the gifts. I was planning on asking her to homecoming, but now she’s letting some other guy ask her and won’t even tell me who it is. FML

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TomeDr 24

Wednesday 16 September 2026 12:50

Next time she accuses you of stalking her, just look at her confused and ask, “what’s your name again?” She will NOT be happy.

ellenness 14

Wednesday 16 September 2026 14:02

it'd be best, if you try to move on and don't speak to her again, she's probably enjoying the drama!

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TomeDr 24

Wednesday 16 September 2026 12:50

Next time she accuses you of stalking her, just look at her confused and ask, “what’s your name again?” She will NOT be happy.

DLBL 21

Wednesday 16 September 2026 13:28

She should have just broken up with you fair and square, not make a drama out of it. Jokes about your hair? That's all she's got? But that's high school for ya. Sorry this happened to you. Forget her and move on.

ellenness 14

Wednesday 16 September 2026 14:02

it'd be best, if you try to move on and don't speak to her again, she's probably enjoying the drama!

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