Today, I bought a personalized cookie cake with "Will you go out with me?" for the girl I've liked for five months. When I showed her, she said no, but took the cake with her anyway. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams, the girl I've loved for 3 years. I went to her desk and surprised her with roses, chocolates, and played “All I Want for Christmas is You.” She said no. On top of that, she ate all the chocolates. FML
Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to Taco Bell since it's her favorite place to eat. I thought it'd be cute to get one of the sauce packets that says "Will you marry me?" on it and give it to her all cute-like. She thought it was adorable. While we were leaving, she threw it out. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, my boyfriend, and best friend, had baked a cake, and wouldnt tell anyone who it was for. When I asked he said I'd know soon. He met me after class to break up with me and offered me the cake to make me feel better. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
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Amber_the_Great 0
awww
glitterbabe224 0
thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!
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Amber_the_Great 0
awww
thesunsetglow_fml 8
She sounds like a fatty to me, no?
MrSassypants 34
it will be messed up and she was cheating and gave it to her other boyfriend and he rejected but took the cake too and he was cheating also and gave it to his other girlfriend and it went on and on until someone ate it. yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum, deliciouso! backpack backpack, backpack backpack, backpack backpack, yeah! let's go to the mountain Dora!
H8rSk8r 0
Bitch shudnt get noo goddamn cake!
bloobelly 0
proves that you can have your cake and eat it too :P
sukaaa 0
just get another but this time drug it.. teach that ***** a lesson no one takes ur cake without datring u! muahaha
zerobahamut03 2
at least you tried OP. That's more than some of these people posting on here saying that the girl they've loved for 10 years went with someone else.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^ Agreed.
guiltypleasure12 0
well I mean would you really want to carry a cake around all day and then have to explain to people that you got rejected?
redheadregect 0
today, some asshole asked out my girlfriend with a cookie cake. he's still yelling at her to give it back from outside our window.
omfgrofl1337 0
Hah OP! and you thought asking her out would be a piece of cake
tweetbaby14 18
YDI for wanting to be with a fat greedy pig. also why do all these morons that are obsessed with these womenz do something stupid( special necklaces, cakes, and so on) and then think they will get a positive result?
Leftieswillrule 3
because dumb bitches like you expect sensitivity from a man, refuse to date the ones that are sensitive to begin with, date assholes and complain when they beat the shit out of you. make up your ******* mind
allenrotstein 0
You should have poisoned that cake just in case.. Oh well.
pcakewafflebacon 0
just ask her out it's not a fukken mating routine. grow some social skills and testicles while you're at it
millionaire93 0
why is it not supposed to be?
EffinAhole 0
good point 90
guiltypleasure12 0
103 you make me want to pull my hair out like ohhhmyygosh she it's cake? she must be obese? seriously that's honestly so dumb all these she must be fat comments are so idiotic(not the joking ones the serious ones) so does that mean anyone that eats food(hey guess what we need food to live) must be fat?
MsBrainDamage 0
Yeah it's like who wouldn't say no to a free cake?! Basically anybody who likes food will have some sort of appreciation for the goodness of cookie cakes, doesn't mean she was fat! Seriously though, I would love a slice of cookie cake right now, damn you OP! Can you ask "the girl you've liked for five months" to share? :)
nosajstreetracer_fml 0
yeah. #1 is gorgeous
millionaire93 0
omfgrofl1337, what's with your name? b/c clearly I'm retarded...
angela3222 0
3- Just cause the girl took the cake with her doesn't mean she's fat. That's why there's anarexic kids all over this place cause they keep eating crap. It's called "empty calories." Maybe you should spend less time on fml and more time keeping attention in class.
thecrazyasian 3
tr tr tr tr triple fail
stephanie0613 0
103 shut the **** up! Its a damb cake shit if they tried to give me a free cake i'd take that shit nd i know for a fact that im not fat! N'd what that guy said ****** women like you are always complaining about men cheating on you or disrespecting you and all this shit, when someone sweet comes along we treat them like shit. He is not stupid he tried ok just because no man ****** gives a shit about your ugly man looking ass doesnt mean their isn't nice guys out there! so shut the **** up and sit the **** down. Thank you.
fuckanshit 0
lol dnt even try to say y would go for tht
JTlovebug 6
If she hadn't taken it then you'd be stuck with a really depressing cookie cake so this is probably best
TRACKGiRLJONNi 0
love is all about give and take.
mahimalil 0
thats the wronged way to ask someone out
polopony 0
love is all about givin' cake?
MsBrainDamage 0
"Love is all about give and cake?" Actually "givin cake" and "give and cake" sound the same...
christyxbee 15
Honey, it's the MAN whose heart can be won through his stomach, not the WOMANS! Tsk tsk.
tinithe 0
You don't make loves with pastries!
DaniLupin 0
Ha!
mrahhhhh 21
Tell that to the guy from American Pie.
natty098 2
Take the cake and shove it in her face!
FYLDeep 26
A cookie cake? I don't know about that, I'm not always fond of hybrids.
skywalker66 0
What? You got something against these hybrids? Hmm? What about hybrid cars? Don't wanna save da planet? Or hybrid animals? Or hybrid fruits? Hmm? Hybrids rule! Especially cookie cakes.
FYLDeep 26
Ever have something wild like a taco pizza, or maybe like one of those Take 5 candy bars where they try to put too many things in there and it turns out disastrous?
Cjob 3
Don't you dare talk about take 5's that way D:
glitterbabe224 0
thats the cutest thing ever(: how could she possibly say no?!
nevershouttater 0
it's about whether or not she likes him. obviously she didnt. and he needed to just ask her himself.
DanielleSaysHell 0
it's adorablee!
FFML_314 12
I wish #6 would put up a picture of herself. I am tired of looking at that girl already.
suppressed08 2
I'm with Ignorance here. Not very cute. The OPs problem is getting stuck in the friend zone. Or the loser zone. Who knows - he didn't post enough.
FFML_314 12
Yeah, I gotta say that's really juvenile. Men need to learn how to man up and just ask.
CitrusGirl 0
I think that's adorable. Still, not so cute that she took it.
FFML_314 12
I don't think it's cute. I don't like big cheesy gestures though.
smileanyway 0
I think it's adorable. I don't think it's a matter of your masculinity because he still asked her out face to face and he still had to stand there awaiting a reply, with a chance of getting rejection (which happened). I think it was just a matter of doing something romantic and sweet for her <3 If I was her in the situation I'd be impressed.. :)
fbarajas96 0
hey baby
Icyyy 0
I would reject OP. Meh.
justsayfuck 5
Love goes through the stomach, right? She might change her mind if you made her a really good cake :D But honestly, that sucks OP. But I guess you wouldn't want that cake back after she rejected you either.
ahmad450 0
i would.. cake is cakee my stomach has no emotions haha
sammiewashere 0
awwhhh... she sounds like a fatty anyways
NoName011 12
purplesucker 0
I'm sorry, but that's really creepy. I'd say no if a guy did that to me. Except, I would reject the cake as well as the guy.
awkwardcatlady 4
I so agree with this omg
iGoRawrx3 0
pfft, i would've said yes if someone made me a mothertruckin' cookie cake. :D
848901 0
Damn, that's messed up...i woulda kept that though.