Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, I found out that the very attractive guy who lives in the house behind mine is working from home. I know this because he waved after catching my performance of singing along to a Smiths song into my hairbrush in front of the mirror, dancing around like a five-year-old. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML
Today, a guy I’ve been dating for a while surprised me with tickets to see my favorite singer, Lady Gaga, for my birthday. I was about to tell him I can’t see him anymore because I fell for someone else at work, and it wouldn’t be fair to string him along. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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Top comments
slooby_fml 25
So he can't still be good looking?
theifunnyguy 6
how can you not know?
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Comments (186)
bosox29 14
My god I just looked up half of these bands/people and I can honestly say I can see where you made that mistake. No worries though
bugpopsicles 3
I want to assume that it's Laura Jane Grace (formerly Tom Gabel) of Against Me!
TheLawOfSod 4
Taylor Hansen!!!
Awesumpotato 1
That's exactly what I thought when I first heard Justin Bieber.
chungyiubear 10
Kellin Quinn?
hahobs 9
Tokio hotel?
Nuparu_Mercer 5
Are you talking about the lead singer from Sleeping with Sirens, he looks like a guy but has the voice of a girl
howtobestupid 16
Kellin quin or naww
TumblrAndStuff 14
If you guys look up "Yohio" you'll understand why it's sometimes difficult to tell a man from a woman. Yohio is a man.
capnflipper 5
But when he sings you can tell that yohio is a dude
Lancemallow 5
Was it steam powered giraffe With rabbit?