Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Top comments
Bobientje 3
Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.
I_Punch_Babies 7
you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.
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Comments (120)
wironandine 8
What's with all the stalker fmls on here? This is a serious thing if this many people have stalkers! Do something!!
AgentCobra 5
Ever hear of the Stockholm Syndrome?
AnneeSo 6
Like Jenna from 30Rock!!!
PhillDante 17
Sometimes I imagine being stalked, so that I think that at least someone wants me.
isamisis 9
No worries. It's always the thrill of the hunt that's orgasmic.
coolguy53111 5
That's the first time I've heard someone say that they liked being stalked by a creeper
unknown_user5566 27
Oh boy. I bet you're "that girl" at parties who acts bashful when asked to be the center of attention (be it karaoke, drinking games, etc) and then when everyone gets bored trying to convince you to do something and chooses someone else, you get upset. YDI for being a closet attention-*****.
Eiregal2 10
wow,it's like a dream episode of Jeremy Kyle lol
Mons_fml 27
Fickin' LOVE Jeremy Kyle!
Mons_fml 27
I meant "******'" damn phone...
bizarre_ftw 22
A cheating stalker, brings the phrase "that sick bastard" to a whole new level huh?
BlueEyesLove 0
Ha I got upset when I found out my stalker had a girlfriend