Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Top comments
Bobientje 3
Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.
I_Punch_Babies 7
you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.
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Comments (120)
gracehi 33
Your stalker is stalking somebody else??? THAT TWO TIMING CAD!!!
Tali147 16
Men are so unreliable these days! They can not even make up their minds as to who they wish to stalk!
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Well you're off to a good start with the Internet, OP. Plenty of stalkers to be found here. Maybe you'll find a nice forum where all the members send you pictures of their dicks.
ladyLALAA 29
Chatroulette!
bettyc4 26
Red beats blue
kandi_kid69 15
Omegle would work perfectly for,OP. :p
dude1122332 9
17, youre pretty.
TheGothGamerGirl 20
Wow I can't believe your stalker is seeing someone else. What a douche. Go get a new stalker OP. You deserve better!
weepingangel_fml 7
Today, the person I stalk realized I'm also stalking someone else. She's mad at me. FML.
NickKuiper 8
Remember that you are an awsome person whether or not someone is stalking you!
CanadianCutie22 16
at least you know your catching the eye of someone ! :)
flashback.miss 28
Since when did stalking become romantic? >>'''' Call the police.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'm a little confused by this, too. I was stalked before. It was terrifying. It certainly didn't make me feel good about myself - quite the opposite. I felt powerless, vulnerable, and weak. If you're talking about someone just looking at pictures you posted online or some shit, find another word. That's just a man using social networks to socially network.
Finnick_fml 12
ImaginaryFoe: Yep, 'stalking' nowadays is basically defined by someone you find creepy liking your Facebook photos or texting you.
missymay993 11
38 - See, I call those guys creepers. I have a creeper, but NOT a stalker. Creepers are mildly annoying at worst, stalkers are a lot more serious and dangerous.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I suspected as much, Finnick, but it seems too far-fetched to get upset that some person likes someone else's pictures besides your own.
thebeautybleeds 17
28- since twilight
STFUGTFO 6
PppppSince tw
STFUGTFO 6
Damn phone. I agree. He can
STFUGTFO 6
Damn phone. I agree. He might be dangerous OP. Everyone has crappy days. Call the cops. You must be attractive or interesting if someone even bothered to stalk you in the first place. :)
fantasyworld 39
Twilight and 50 Shades have romanticized the crap out of it.
ICastillo 25
You should let the stalker know your feelings about the other girl and maybe he'll stop and go back to just stalking you?
Amethyst888 14
Why would I when I could stalk them both? *laughs evilly*
KiddNYC1O 22
The sarcasm in your comment flew by 3 people's heads, #29.
ICastillo 25
Ya I know 87 some people just don't understand sarcasm.
Angelrose2004 17
WHY THE HECK DOES EVERYONE GET A STALKER BUT ME!? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?? My feelings are hurt. *goes back to the corner now*
Pigeon89 34
Turns out there's a shortage of them if he's having to multi-stalk
bettyc4 26
^ I'm YOUR stalker ;)
Angelrose2004 17
Reall
Angelrose2004 17
Stupid confused tablet!... but anywho, you would do that me? That is so sweet! *tear falls*
bettyc4 26
Yes my "friend"