Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my crazy stalker got a crazy stalker too. And she's also stalking me. So basically, I'm in some sort of a stalking triangle. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, I decided to reach out to someone I'd met randomly. I found them on social media and sent them a message. After telling my SO, he pointed out that that was stalking. I'm a creep now. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I learned that my stalker is still trying to weasel their way into my life even after they doxxed me, cyberstalked me, harassed me, threatened me, and attempted blackmail on me. All this just because I told them that their boyfriend groomed me when I was a minor. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
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Top comments
Bobientje 3
Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.
I_Punch_Babies 7
you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.
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Comments (120)
NoReservations 9
Well yeah, his life is only half devoted to you. You've been demoted!
Mons_fml 27
I like your picture. Im gonna stalk you now
perdix 31
You ought to stalk his other victim, and then creep her out even worse than he ever could. That'll teach him to cheat on you!
ICastillo 25
Or OP should stalk her stalker.. Do some reverse psychology on him.
groupleader 7
If you are hot, I will stalk you.
perdix 31
Read the story, she's only lukewarm. If she were hot, her original stalker wouldn't have lost focus and begun useless, inefficient multi-tasking.
CinnamonRugby 5
If he were any good at stalking he would have seen you write this post and know your upset. Dont be so down, soon you'll be back to looking over your shoulder when your alone and rushing home at night.
the_anti_hipster 7
Yeah, until he skins you and wears your skin as a jacket.
gzod 0
Hmmm... Could it be possible this guy's stalking neither of you and you both just worked up the delusion that some socially awkward kid is stalking you in order to fluff your ego?
smeet 3
That's sad
Pandacupcakelove 26
Awww I know how you feel. They may be creepy and all, but stalkers make you feel special! :)
SliceOfCake 9
...so wrong in so many ways.
Pandacupcakelove 26
I don't know if you guys have Gerd
Pandacupcakelove 26
Damn toutchscreen... I don't know if you guys have heard of something called a joke?
KiddNYC1O 22
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. Ha.
unknown_user5566 27
71- I've learned recently that dry humor is not usually appreciated here. I did get that you were joking, though. Thumbs up!
LadySadist 0
Haha, I'm usually the stalker
Minem17 0
Competition is what keeps the game rolling.