Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
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Top comments
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Break up with her dude. She's not worth it.
mintcar 10
Mechanic boyfriends are so handy. Anyways, now that you know you're being used, it's time to let her go. Let's see how far she'll go without a car.
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Comments (129)
Bluekaren16 19
Fix her heart.
Potato_Pi 7
Break it then dump her.
Krirn 21
1 - You can't fix something that's not broken.
Bluekaren16 19
Well her heart is obviously in the wrong place.
Awkward_Science 2
"Fix" her car by taking a hammer to all of the parts, then charge her for it
Bluekaren16 19
Or maybe the girlfriend likes seeing Op fix her car because he looks sexy doing it?
Krirn 21
15 - If she is in a garage band, he might just be gay, and most likely won't be calling her, maybe.
zandalee 20
Love a man in overalls, gotta admit. Especially if he's dirty. Heh.
PamChopsWithMint 5
#1 you made me laugh :)
FirebirdF350 7
Ah, the joys of being a mechanic, welcome to our lives lol. Find a more grateful woman who cares about you and the mechanic side is a bonus rather than the opposite
kyarush 10
Must be a Chevy... Poor girl.
tjv3 10
Is the sex good at least?
Kamon97 23
Or cut her brake lines lol
TheiMightyKhaL 2
Break up with her dude. She's not worth it.
Sandsh8rk 36
Yeah OP, dump the freeloading bitch!
DooleyFTW 17
I actually find it pretty refreshing to see a mechanic being used by a girl. Most girls in Australia I encounter tend to use miners for their massive paychecks! FYL though OP
marmlr339 14
Break up with and bill her for everything you've done to her car!
kjklopu 1
But what if shes really good in the sack?
FMLKitten 15
#41- Then OP would be using his (ex)girlfriend as well.
SamanthaCassieL 10
Now, I ain't sayin she a gold digga, but she ain't messin wit no broke n*gga.
mdds 2
exactly, maybe what she's giving him is a fair trade.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Good Question. :D
LiyIa_fml 8
Don't you mean ex girlfriend, OP?
TurtleSmile 14
He should have. But guys can be silly and want girls even more after finding out said girl doesn't like him as much as he thought. Anyways, OP, how did you find out she's using you?
CheeseTron 15
**** up her car next time.
mintcar 10
Mechanic boyfriends are so handy. Anyways, now that you know you're being used, it's time to let her go. Let's see how far she'll go without a car.
murphy22 6
Having dated a mechanic they are handy and it's even more fun to fix things together an learn a thing or two, but using him to fix a shit car? God that's just down right low.
TriflingAllDay 6
You say this just cause you have a mint car.
cosmosis 12
44- i agree with you. Im an auto-electrical engineer (pretty much the same thing but more educated plus it sounds like a better job title) and I recently finished rebuilding a car with my girlfriend for her to drive. She loved getting involved and doing things herself. Its much more enjoyable and rewarding working together:)
beefstew_54 3
nobody likes a story topper #81
cosmosis 12
7 people have by the looks.... Nobody like jealous fucktards #107
mikeofthunder 13
Should'a been a mechanic :/
woainishamu 21
Nah she loves the screws you give her.
Krirn 21
She loves how he applies the lube so it goes in smoothly.
mystashisgone 6
I like where your head is ;-)
FirebirdF350 7
She loves the air hammer on her manifold
yumyumpoptart 16
find yourself another hunny!
onlychildFTW 34
^^ You remind me of a friend of mine. OP, dump her and move on. She won't be able to after she becomes your ex. Haha.
TriflingAllDay 6
^^
sarahblayke 10
Dump her ass
pokefan813 16
No! Dump her entire body!
dancingmaniac 6
What a bitch
stavrosg 3
So, next time the car breaks down, charge your usual rate. And then she may charge her rate in bed afterwards, and you'll know.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Or do like the dipshit mechanics in my area and **** up her car even worse.
zandalee 20
That's ok. You live in Australia. The land of milk honey and millions of ridiculously beautiful women. Find someone who wants to be your girlfriend in the true sense of the word.