Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I discovered that my very recent ex-fiancé tried to bang his sister-in-law several times while we were still together. The best part? She’s my son's teacher and she waited until we'd broken up to tell me. FML
Today, my mom is 44 years-old, and she is cheating on my dad with my friend who is 19. And she's paying me to keep her secret. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
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Top comments
real life problems 26
A cougar problem in a small town? Now that's a rare sight
skippydoda 32
At least it's not your ex.
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Comments (19)
real life problems 26
A cougar problem in a small town? Now that's a rare sight
distortedcognition 17
Sorry your mom has game.
RichardPencil 32
Sorry, Stacey.
jbuckets_404 39
Who's Stacey? And what was her FML?
real life problems 26
You're missing out on a great song
Leeono 26
Google Stacey’s mom and “fountains of Wayne”
BigSloppyMeowMix 9
I hope you get tc of the week, lol.
prettyprincessla 5
This is so inappropriate! Don’t hate her coz you ain’t her!
AstroTurfMatador 11
Go mom!
skippydoda 32
At least it's not your ex.
DragonMaiden7 15
Well, I don’t think this is the worst thing. It could be your ex. As long as she is happy being with a younger man, even if it’s just a physical relationship, you should support her. She is an adult.
mssileas 25
I fail to see how it's your ex-bf's problem who his buddy likes to slip under the covers with. Sure, it's unconventional, but they're two adults who are free to do as they please. If that's the most exciting thing to happen in your town though, that's a true FML right here.
EmbarrassedBigSister 9
Good on her, as long as she isn't with your dad anymore of course.
Niall Hutchinson 8
I wonder how people would react if the ages were the same and the genders were reversed 🤔