Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my guy friends actually hang out with me at my house all the time is because they think my mom is hot. FML
Today, my mother is such a nosy, intruding busybody, she has driven away my last three boyfriends who could no longer stand her. My latest fella had even proposed, but he asked for the ring back and you can bet he blamed my mother for repeatedly involving herself in our private business. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML
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Senseless_487 29
Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.
Doortje 30
Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.
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Senseless_487 29
Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.
sjdbeinska 4
hopefully her mother does not have and interest in being a cougar...
white16sox 19
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say OP already has.
Boygenius50 8
Guys, you're being too hard on the poor guy. She's a TOTAL MILF!
MoerGrapeDrank 0
Dump that mother ******!!!!
Codezlol 21
You think after 3 years he would give up, either that or he needs to seriously step his game up.
DarkRemorse 1
Stacy's mom's got it going on?
dre9889 4
Pewdiepie!
KrazieKleo 13
What an asshole... I wonder what the mother thinks of this.
Doortje 30
Hopefully over time you'll grow up to look just like her, and then you'll be the MILF.
FMLKitten 15
I'm with number 4, tell him you'll grow up to look like her!
DrDilllonReese 12
Who's to say that op doesn't look like some demon-spawn and it's very apparent to the bf that she isn't going to be a "total MILF"
trqskq 14
And he's a total ass.
challan 19
My mom is totally a milf too, Op. Just shows how hot we're going to be in the future.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
No. It's a reflection of what you COULD look like in the future. It wont happen just because... There's this thing called "taking care of yourself" that plays a big part.
MorganBrown 8
You're right, it does reflect onto you.
iXTMAstro 6
14 not necessarily, according to HGH, you blame your parents for how you look or how you are. You can thank biology. But keeping your body in homeostasis is a factor, but if your parents have a high motabolism, then you will too. So most of what you are going going to look like in the future not easy to change. Hell, I saw a picture of my great grandpa as a boy and he looks like as if I had a twin. Same with my grandpa and father
GypsyRover 0
Well,it's not always easy having a beautiful body,and it's definitely not easy keeping it! I'm so sorry to hear that op! If your mom is a milf, I hope you grow in to one as well. As for you # 7 I believe what you say is very true,because you yourself are attractive. The trick is girls and guys,to be just as beautiful on the inside as on the out,if not more so. :-)
GypsyRover 0
What the he'll is wrong with you people? I gave a person a complement and get thumbed down. That means to me that some of you deep down are VERY shallow and shamless self-centered people. The world needs less of these people!
Mjfalcon 8
55, what you are forgetting is that this is the Internet. In the Internet arrogance, the inability to argue, Trolling, and being a total jackass is a sign of complete badassery. Post at your own risk. You have been warned.
ebonyirony 29
That's all well and good. My mother is also a milf. But I'm adopted. So perhaps I'll be ugly.
GypsyRover 0
57 VERY true!
absolutegrrr 7
7, you do realise that you've just said 'my mum is totally a Mum I'd Like to ****'..?
challan 19
38- thank you very much! 74- no, I used milf as a word not as an acronym, but I know what you're trying to say. People tell me every day that my mom is one... In fact my grandmother has been called a Gilf. No, you can not have their numbers.
0RedPenguin0 8
Does he not understand that you are going to end up looking at least somewhat like her, and will keep your looks for longer?
theguy33 1
You do know what MILF means right it's not a mother you would like to date.
whosindahouse 9
*****
walmartpaysme 15
You have a point 80, but I'm hoping if he has spent three years on this "mission" that he would have something a little more long-term planned.
0RedPenguin0 8
80- Point taken
perdix 31
You could end up with a hot step-dad ;) Eventually, your mom will age and he'll finally settle for you.
perdix 31
Three years?!?! If he's not nailing her by now, it ain't ever gonna happen. Unless he gets some sort of pleasure from being with you, he's totally wasting his time.
walmartpaysme 15
Perdix, do you have multiple personality disorder by chance?
BlowinChronic 18
I don't understand how someone could spend so much time using someone else to get to their mother... That is just strange considering OP is bound to have some traits like her mom and will look a lot like her when she gets older. I say dump the douchebag you could do better than someone that just wants you for your mom.
gracehi 33
Not necessarily. OP could look like her father. In any case though, her boyfriend doesn't justify the amount of carbondioxide he releases into the atmosphere by breathing.
dmblonde 13
It's times like these I'm glad my mom isn't hot.