Wellpoo
Today, I started 2018 with a bad case of food poisoning. Not exactly the New Year's cleanse I was hoping for. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Sarah
Bad start, bad end
Today, I was on holiday over the Christmas period and ended up with food poisoning. I spent most of the time on the toilet. I think I’ll stay home next time. FML
Sickofbeingsick
United States
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Anonymous
Steele, United States
Doing my part
Today, I didn't feel like cooking when I got home from work, so I decided to go to the local restaurant nearby and do my part in supporting small businesses. Long story short, I woke up later feeling like absolute shit. Hello, food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
United States
The blame game
Today, I got bad food poisoning. Again. The first time I thought it was the stomach bug that’s going around, so once I felt better, I proceeded to eat leftover food that actually got me sick the first time. FML
sickday
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
All the ills
Geneva, United States
Today, I was miserable with a cold. So I ordered soup and noodles from a new Chinese restaurant. Now I am miserable with a cold and food poisoning. FML
Cliff
Perth, Australia
The squits
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
Top comments
Symphoniaes 32
I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!
tonyfan00 38
At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...
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Symphoniaes 32
I’m in the hospital with the flu right now so I feel you OP. Feel better soon!!
Sentaru 7
Well...that's a crappy way to start the year. But just think, it's all uphill from here!
exileonmainst 16
Step 1. Apply black false eyelash glue to your rectum. Step 2. Sneeze. Problem solved!
Yudith 28
At least you're on your way to attain one of your New Year resolutions; reach your goal weight.
acmariner99 25
Your year is off and running
worldclassrager 41
Greatly phrased...I had the same issue...I know the feeling...
tonyfan00 38
At least you still got a toilet roll left, right? ....oh yeah, the cat ate it, never mind...
heavenlyassbutt 11
That's a shitty way go start the year.
AlysiaChanel 16
Well i mean, its a start