Today, I had to throw my 16 year-old out of the house. Apparently, secretly have sex and aborting my grandchild was something she thought was acceptable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I grounded my barely 18 year-old daughter for having sex with her boyfriend when I found a pack of condoms in her room while cleaning it, she responded by moving out and eloping with him. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, my 15 year-old daughter decided that the best way to indulge her rebellious impulses was to sleep with the 30-something convict down the street, get pregnant, and try to convince him to let her move in. FML
Today, my longtime partner had a mental breakdown and broke into my home. After forcefully having to get him out of my house and dealing with Police all morning, my 16-year-old daughter decided to tell me that she's pregnant. She thought one hour after a break in was the right time to tell me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house after escaping my abusive relationship. My mom scoffed and said, “This is what happens when you move out, barely graduated high school, with a bum.” When I told her I was 3 months pregnant, she said, “And a child out of wedlock? You’re a lost case!” and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my mom disowned me and kicked me out of the house, all because I used Plan B to terminate a potential pregnancy after I had unprotected sex. She actually packed a suitcase and duffle-bag for me, told me to hit the road, and to never come back. She told me she’d call the police for trespassing if I didn’t comply. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, my girlfriend revealed she'd had an abortion. I wasn’t even aware she’d been pregnant, and she admitted it’s because my grandad and two of my siblings have autism, and she didn’t want to risk having an autistic child and dealing with the shame. FML
Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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sum141 1
You “had to throw your 16 year old out.” You felt you HAD to make a child homeless because you did not have the skills to build trust between you and your child. You’re disgusting and I sincerely hope she never has to speak to you again.
Ideal_Needle 20
Did you honestly expect sympathy on this? You're an evil, horrible person. End of story
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Comments (28)
noonereally 6
Oh boy. I can't wait to see the shit show of comments. Let me be the first to welcome you to the 21 century where women have bodily autonomy now and sex is only secret for privacy and not for being taboo. You threw out your own child in a time of need. The fact that it was kept secret from you means you can't be trusted, exhibit A: you threw them out. Maybe I stead of teaching abstinence you should have taught them about other methods of birth control. I think your child is better off without you, you ******* monster.
sum141 1
You “had to throw your 16 year old out.” You felt you HAD to make a child homeless because you did not have the skills to build trust between you and your child. You’re disgusting and I sincerely hope she never has to speak to you again.
cuz803 46
You're an asshole. End of story.
joseph_rod_05 14
uh you mean **** HER life, ma’am
Ideal_Needle 20
Did you honestly expect sympathy on this? You're an evil, horrible person. End of story
poopface82 25
I’ve heard a lot of parents whine, cry and bitch over wanting GRANDBABIES!!!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneoneoneoneone but this takes the cake. Now you’ll never get them. And when she’s successful and has children of her own, you can bet she won’t bring them to see you.
exodeus 9
Good lord you are a disgusting human being, the fact that you weigh your child's worth solely on whether they give you a grandchild is disgraceful the fact that you throw them out of your house because they had sex is a horrent you clearly don't actually care for your child.
XRP123 11
You need therapy if you think that is how you support a child.
Charlie Given 28
WTF are you a brainwashed religitard 🤦♂️🤬 THAT'S YOUR CHILD AND CHILDREN SHOULDN'T BE HAVING CHILDREN!!!! BUT ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS YOURSELF. THERE'S A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL WAITING FOR YOU 👹😁
Anderling 33
Your personal religious beliefs on when life begins aside, this is 100% on you for not bothering to teach her how to keep this exact situation from happening, or failing that, making yourself someone she could rely on to help her instead of someone to hide from.